It's Official! The Klingap Made the National Beard Registry!

Well, that's a bit misleading. It's not like it qualified - but I did have to send in a picture, have it OK'd and make a donation. And you have to obviously have some facial hair. But get this - the head dude emailed me back and said, quote: "Nice beard! First one I’ve seen like it." Out of 1553 beards total. First one. I told him there is nothing like it in all the U.S.

Check out my page on the Registry here.

You know I live for this shit. It's what drives me - what I'm all about. I am finally SOMEBODY.