"Goat Fish" is in...the...can! Teaser video for The Horny Goat Film Festival is FUNNY!

ANNOUNCING! PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL!

Preview film for THE 3rd Annual REALLY FUNNY HORNY GOAT
INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM FESTIVAL!

A Mack ManQueller film
Written by Jeffrey James Ircink
Starring Jason Ircink, Jennifer Naida, Bryan Damske & Jeffrey James Ircink

Saturday, Sept. 20 & Saturday, Sept. 27 in the BFT at The Horny Goat Brew Pub in Milwaukee! Go to the YouTube site and check the copy under this video for all event details.

If you don't need details, quick ticket link is here.

DRINK FILMS. WATCH BEERS.
DRINK FILMS. WATCH BEERS.

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THE 3rd annual REALLY FUNNY HORNY GOAT INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM FESTIVAL returns!

 

 

 

THE 3rd Annual REALLY FUNNY HORNY GOAT INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM FESTIVAL returns! Saturday, September 20th & Saturday September 27th in the BigFunTent @ The Horny Goat Brew Pub in Milwaukee!

Changin' things up this year - a DIFFERENT SLATE of short films EACH evening. Come both Saturdays and see some excellent funny, short films from Canada, Australia, South Korea, Germany, New Zealand and the U.S.

Screenings begin at 7 p.m. Tickets are available at the door or online here. $15 OR $25 - which includes a fantastically delicious pig roast dinner! Dinner begins serving at 6 pm AND this is an online ONLY ticket option.

Entertainment? Of course! Sept. 20 - features Jazz vocalist and Milwaukee's own Jerry Grillo - WAMI Award winner for Best Jazz Artist/2011 and Sept. 27 we'll have Irish traditional session music, featuring Randy Gosa of Myserk.

AND - both evenings will be MC'd by Enobong "The Nigerian Gentleman" Umohette - your reigning Wisconsin, USA Super Heavyweight Boxing Champion! DING! DING! DING!

Giveaways, drink & food specials and short films you can't see but here. More details to follow! DRINK FILMS. WATCH BEERS. For all the details on the festival, see our website here.

 

Jerry Grillo

 

Randy Gosa

 

 

Enobong "The Nigerian Gentleman" Umohette

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...the Gal playing Wonder Woman.

Israeli model & actress Gal Gadot will star as Wonder Woman in Batman vs. Superman. Here's the skinny on Gadot.

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Seymour.

The one, the only...actor Seymour Cassel! Signing poster of our award-winning short film, PASS THE SALT, PLEASE!

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TGIF! presents..."Robin Hood" featurette!

Opens today. As an avid archer, I WILL see this movie.

So it is: yet let us sing,
Honour to the old bow-string!
Honour to the bugle-horn!
Honour to the woods unshorn!
Honour to the Lincoln green!
Honour to the archer keen!
Honour to tight little John,
And the horse he rode upon!
Honour to bold Robin Hood,
Sleeping in the underwood!
Honour to maid Marian,
And to all the Sherwood-clan!
Though their days have hurried by
Let us two a burden try.

- excerpt from "Robin Hood. To a Friend" (1820), by John Keats

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TGIF! presents...trailer from Boorman's "Excalibur" (1981).

The greatest movie on the Arthurian legend ever made.

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Separated at Birth? Phillip Alford & Robert Drivas.

Alford (top) is best know for his portrayal as Jem Finch in "To Kill A Mockingbird" (1962). Drivas looks unmistakeably like Alford - but all grown up. I had to take the screen shot of Drivas off "Cool Hand Luke" (1967) via YouTube because I couldn't find any decent shots of him.

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My Scariest Movies.

In order. Maybe. They're all great flicks. I posted a couple vids from these movies below - check'em out.

1. The Exorcist
2. The Shining
3. House of 1000 Corpses
4. Burnt Offerings
5. The Ring
6. Aliens
7. Seven
8. The Omen
9. The Thing (remake)
10. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
11. Salem’s Lot
12. Hellraiser
13. Jaws
14. Rosemary’s baby
15. Night of the Living Dead

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"You're a bastard from a basket!", or Am I sick 'cause I cheered for Daniel Planview at the end of "There Will Be Blood"?

I just saw this movie last night. I know - I'm late. Hey - I saw Citizen Kane for the first time a couple years ago. So drink my milkshake.

Oscar winner Daniel Day-Lewis' turn as the character Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood was as greedy and lecherous as any oil man could possibly be. Aside from that, the man, I felt, had some redeeming qualities. He loved his son (tough love); he was ambitious, created jobs, determined, etc. And I must say I thoroughly enjoyed his character's use of a bowling pin at the end of the movie (won't spoil it for those of you who haven't seen the movie).

There's a post at The Defamer.com from February of last year: "Overthinking 'Blood': What did Daniel Plainview tell Eli?" that addresses an inaudible conversation between the character Plainview and preacher Eli Sunday. There are some humorous suggestions by readers in the comment section regarding the possible dialogue that was exchanged between the two men.

My buddy Nick commented that Planview reminded him of me. I believe it was a compliment. Oh...and Plainview had no conscience. I do.

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A few lessons from "A Christmas Story".

When walking in the snow, watch before you step.

Always be alert for the Bumpus hounds - or any other hounds, for that matter.

Making up a convincing lie is always better than getting beaten by your mother.

No matter what happens, you are always loved.

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Goodbye, Mr. Newman. (And Jeff is crying.)

Just got up, made a cup of coffee and was going to check email. And there it is on the MSN homepage. Paul Newman died yesterday. Cancer. Sonofabitch got him.

Sonofabitch. Now I'm crying. Here's my open letter to Paul in June. I guess he didn't read it - or he just didn't listen to me. That sonofabitch Cancer got my Cool Hand Luke. Just like my mom's father - Grandpa Datka, Grandma Ircink, Uncle Tom Ircink, Aunt Mary Ircink...I wonder if it will get me one day?

I thought Paul would never die. I didn't WANT him to ever die. God damit - I don't wanna talk about it right now. That Sonofabitch Cancer took my Cool Hand Luke away from me... (More tears.)

Paul Newman died. I can't wrap my head around that. Perhaps I never will. I still see his blue eyes - he will always be alive to me. I wonder if this is the reason I posted that daisy below - for no other reason? For Paul.

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Is this the same girl?

Just curious. "She's" billed as two different women - both with the first name of "Lena".

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