I hate dentists.

I do. Not quite as much as I hate Barbara Bollenbach, but I still hate them. Goes back to my childhood when they would take that fluoride treatment goo, squeeze it into that H-form and have you bite down on it. I wanted to die. Had my parents not been paying for it I would've jumped from the seat, hit the dentist and his assistant and jumped through the window.

A few weeks before Christmas, I had some work done - namely...the big RC (root canal). First one - and I hope my last. It wasn't that bad really - 6 hours later. So I've been walking around with my temporary crown and I went in today to get my permanent crown.

Lotsa luck. The lab screwed up - crown doesn't fit perfectly. So my doctor (nice guy) had to go through part of the process all over again (readjust base crown fits on, take new forms of my mouth with this fast-drying goop that's kinda cool, reattach temporary crown).

Two hours later I'm sitting here at Tanner's with a numb mouth, a large cafe mocha and coffee cake cursing the lab that fucked up my crown. Cocksuckers. And this ISN'T an isolated case with this particular lab.

I hate dentists. D.D.S. should stand for Dentists Die Soon. Mine's a nice guy though. Barbara still sucks donkey dicks.

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