TGIF! presents..."The Crazies" trailer!

This is loosely based on George Romero's "The Crazies" (1973). I love how remakes say "loosely based". Then why use the name of the original? Love the music ballad in juxtapose with the carnage and violence of the movie.

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My favorite Scream Queen...Sheri Moon Zombie.

Sheri Moon Tribute - The most amazing bloopers are here

If you wanna see more pics of Sheri Moon, check out my post Women Celebs I Love #7.

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"Come, come see The Wicker Man."

I suppose the first observation one might make about the original 1973 British horror classic, The Wicker Man, is that Britt Ekland is naked throughout an entire song - chest and back (I found out online that the backside you saw in the film wasn't Britt's but a local stripper found at a pub; Britt wouldn't do the backside shot, but the chest is all Britt.). You know Britt - the Swedish bombshell who made her mark in the Bond film, The Man with the Golden Gun, married Peter Sellers, romanced Rod Stewart and had affairs with countless other celebrities? Unfortunately, I couldn't find an uncensored version of "Willow's Song" from the movie on Youtube:



My second observation is that this is a most excellent watch. I made a mention of it in my Christopher Lee post a few weeks back. The film was written by Anthony Shaffer, who wrote Sleuth (play and movie), Murder on the Orient Express (1974 - uncredited rewrite), Death on the Nile, among others. It's directed by Robin Hardy and starred Edward Woodward, Christopher Lee, Ingrid Pitt and Britt Ekland.

Here's the original UK trailer. There's also a 2nd trailer called "The Essential Wickerman" that goes into the plot with more detail.

Woodward plays a Scottish policeman who goes to the fictional Scottish isle of Summerisle to investigate a missing girl. Or is she missing? The policeman is a strict Christian, while the inhabitants of this Scottish isle are pagans. They believe anything they do to appease their gods will benefit their crops - anything.

It's a thriller, with a psychological bent + mystery + horror. And I absolutely LOVED IT. The Wicker Man is highly regarded by critics and film enthusiasts. Film magazine Cinefantastique described it as "The Citizen Kane of Horror Movies", and in 2004 the magazine Total Film named The Wicker Man the sixth greatest British film of all time. It also won the 1978 Saturn Award for Best Horror Film. A scene from this film was #45 on Bravo's 100 Scariest Movie Moments.

Cowboys for Christ, a sequel starring Lee, is in pre-production. A remake with Nicholas Cage was produced in 2006. SKIP IT. I saw a few scenes on Youtube; it bites. And don't just take my word - it won five 2006 Golden Raspberry Awards.

WARNING. The whole pagan undertone in this movie is NOT underplayed. There's plenty of nudity and graphic sexual talk. Look for naked couples copulating in a field, a naked woman masturbating on a grave and a very sultry Ingrid Pitt (famous for her work in the Hammer Film horror movies) in one, quick nude scene.

The one standout plot point for me concerned the dueling religions - paganism and Christianity - and the struggles Woodward encounted with both. Shot partly on location in Scotland, the scenery is gorgeous and is every bit important to the movie/plot as the storyline.

Quite delicious. I've received my 2-DVD commemorative set of the movie and am looking forward to the actor's commentaries. By the way, of the 260+ films that Christopher Lee has been in, The Wicker Man is his favorite. If you don't believe me, take Mr. Lee's advice.

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Women Celebs I Love #7 - Sheri Moon Zombie.

I first saw Sheri Moon Z. in her husband's (musician/director Rob Zombie) horror flick, House of 1,000 Corpses. Hadn't seen anything like that before. Freaked me out - and I consider myself a horror movie aficionado. Her character - "Baby" - annoyed the shit out of me. But I certainly wasn't going to get in an argument with Baby. And it was a good annoying, meaning I wanted to see more of her.

The sequel to that movie was The Devil's Rejects - which I enjoyed as well. Actually had some sympathy for the "bad guys" which is quite the feat in a horror movie. Since then Sheri's been busy with outings in Grindhouse (saw) and Rob's remake of Halloween (didn't see). She's been in Rob Zombie's music videos for years - I think she's his muse of sorts. Maybe not. She could be my muse any day. Nice work, Sheri! Aside from being absolutely gorgeous, you've become a certifiable "horror queen" and you're very good at it.

Wanna see more snaps of "Baby" - click on READ MORE! Torture me, baby. Torture me 'til it hurts bad. :)

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