You too can be investigated by the government and STILL receive billions in funds.

"Republican lawmakers are raising concerns that ACORN, the low-income advocacy group under investigation for voter registration fraud, could be eligible for billions in aid from the economic stimulus proposal working its way through the House.

House Republican Leader John Boehner issued a statement over the weekend noting that the stimulus bill wending its way through Congress provides $4.19 billion for "neighborhood stabilization activities."

ACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now, is the nation's largest community organization of low- and moderate-income families. It's been tied to voter registration fraud in at least 14 states. Whether these allegations have been proven true or false - I don't know. What I do know is that ACORN is TIED to allegations and is being investigated regarding numerous counts. Coincidence? Hmmm.

What a laugh-riot. Come on...someone investigate me. I could use the money...I just wanna put up one of my plays in someone's barn, for Christ sakes. Tell me no one - Republican or Democrat - saw this little billion dollar gift coming ACORN's way? (This picture of an acorn was better than ACORN's logo.)