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Friday, March 20, 2009

Obama's gaffe. Who cares??

President Obama's flub on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is just another example of how ridiculous this country has gotten as it pertains to "political incorrectness".

Obama and Leno were joking about the president's bowling ability. Obama said he's been practicing and recently had a score of 129. That's not too high, and the president said that it was "like Special Olympics or something."

So what? Where's all the rumbling over Leno's comment about the Obama's dog?

LENO: And it's, what, a Portuguese water head? (Laughter.) What is it, what kind of dog is it?
OBAMA: It's not that. (Laughter.)
LENO: It's not that.
OBAMA: It's not a "water head." (Laughter.)

I have sight in one eye so I'm disabled. I can't get bent outta shape every time someone says, "You have a great eye for taking photographs, Jeff" or something similar.

I watched The Tonight Show interview this morning with my roommate. When it was over, she asked me, "who do you think has more money - Obama or Leno?" I smiled.

She's Jewish.

Original Plays by JEFFREY JAMES IRCINK Available for Production:

full-length -

* THE GOLGOTHA CRUX.
* CHROMOSOME 21
* STAN'S ADDICTION
* "HELLO, ENGINE. I'M JAKE HOLMAN."
* HOW TO KILL A BOY

shorts -

* "PASS THE SALT, PLEASE."
* 4 1/2 MINUTES (give or take) TO CLIMAX
* JESSICA, PARIS, BRITNEY AND LINDSAY MEET BRETT FAVRE ON THEIR TRAIN WRECK
* THE BED
* CHOKING THE CHOAD IN BEL AIR
* JESUS PUSHED A GROCERY CART
* BILLY BALFOOR WANTS AN APOLOGY
* TWISTED NICE MIRAGE
* CONOR FRANCIS COMES HOME TO BALLYCULEN

* REVEILLE! (one-act)

For SYNOPS and ROYALTY FEES, contact me at: irc_64@hotmail.com or jeffbumbershoot43@gmail.com, except for STAN'S ADDICTION and "PASS THE SALT, PLEASE." see publisher link at HEUER PUBLISHING CO. website.

Plays also listed at: Bumbershoot - The Plays of Jeffrey James Ircink, Doollee, Story Foundry, Play Registry; member of The Burry Man Writers Center, Inked-In and contributor to the blog, Ditalini Press.

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Read this FIRST, THEN watch the video below.

artist statement

As an actor, my approach to roles has been what would I do if I were this character in this situation? Similarly, as a playwright, dialogue – not so much what is said but how it’s said – and subject matter are the elements I’m most concerned with. I tend to place myself in circumstances few people contemplate, and then develop a plot around those circumstances. I love extremes – a tap on the shoulder isn’t nearly as effective as a punch in the gut. That being said, when I write about the last smoker on the planet or four people from WHEEDs (We Help to Eradicate Ecosystem Demise) who live in a 500 square foot home or one man’s attempt to rid the world of the most evilest boy on the planet, I’m not going out of my way to be different as much as I’m trying to bridge the gap between my tastes and that of the audience. In the end, if the “unreal reality” I’ve helped to create on stage affects one person’s “reality” – I’ve accomplished my mission.