passion = truth: Great White Shark

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

SOLANA BEACH, Calif. - It was a perfect spring morning for an ocean swim...

I'm sure it was. People also say it's a million-to-1 chance of getting attacked by a shark - or a Great White, for that matter. Or is it that you have better odds at getting hit by lightning?

Not for the poor sonofabitch Friday morning who was killed with one bite from a Great White off Solona Beach, near San Diego (that's about 2 hours from me). Look at the picture. Ya think I'm gonna risk THAT making a beeline straight for me...bobbing on the surface? I don't think so, friend. THIS is why I don't go into the ocean past my knees. Fuck that (excuse my French).

I will not become dinner for an animal like some Twilight Zone episode. On the other hand, I would not hesitate to get into the water with full scuba gear on. Big difference - with a mask you at least have a chance to see the shark before it attempts to sink its teeth into you. You can see it and try to ward it off - punch it in the eye or on the nose. Or you can swim for shelter - rocks, coral, whatever.

LOOK AT THE FRICKEN PICTURE! Come on, man - I just want a chance.

Original Plays by JEFFREY JAMES IRCINK Available for Production:

full-length -

* THE GOLGOTHA CRUX.
* CHROMOSOME 21
* STAN'S ADDICTION
* "HELLO, ENGINE. I'M JAKE HOLMAN."
* HOW TO KILL A BOY

shorts -

* "PASS THE SALT, PLEASE."
* 4 1/2 MINUTES (give or take) TO CLIMAX
* JESSICA, PARIS, BRITNEY AND LINDSAY MEET BRETT FAVRE ON THEIR TRAIN WRECK
* THE BED
* CHOKING THE CHOAD IN BEL AIR
* JESUS PUSHED A GROCERY CART
* BILLY BALFOOR WANTS AN APOLOGY
* TWISTED NICE MIRAGE
* CONOR FRANCIS COMES HOME TO BALLYCULEN

* REVEILLE! (one-act)

For SYNOPS and ROYALTY FEES, contact me at: irc_64@hotmail.com or jeffbumbershoot43@gmail.com, except for STAN'S ADDICTION and "PASS THE SALT, PLEASE." see publisher link at HEUER PUBLISHING CO. website.

Plays also listed at: Bumbershoot - The Plays of Jeffrey James Ircink, Doollee, Story Foundry, Play Registry; member of The Burry Man Writers Center, Inked-In and contributor to the blog, Ditalini Press.

Looking for a unique coffee table book for a holiday gift? Click on the Blurb widget (above) and order my self-published photography book, "PASSION = TRUTH, a photographic essay on life's truths".

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Softcover and hardcover version's available. Email me if you have any questions at jeffbumbershoot43@gmail.com. Makes a great gift anytime!

Read this FIRST, THEN watch the video below.

artist statement

As an actor, my approach to roles has been what would I do if I were this character in this situation? Similarly, as a playwright, dialogue – not so much what is said but how it’s said – and subject matter are the elements I’m most concerned with. I tend to place myself in circumstances few people contemplate, and then develop a plot around those circumstances. I love extremes – a tap on the shoulder isn’t nearly as effective as a punch in the gut. That being said, when I write about the last smoker on the planet or four people from WHEEDs (We Help to Eradicate Ecosystem Demise) who live in a 500 square foot home or one man’s attempt to rid the world of the most evilest boy on the planet, I’m not going out of my way to be different as much as I’m trying to bridge the gap between my tastes and that of the audience. In the end, if the “unreal reality” I’ve helped to create on stage affects one person’s “reality” – I’ve accomplished my mission.