X hates "reality television".

(reprinted from Ditalini Press)

There is no such thing as "reality television" - which boggles X's mind that he can hate a few choice words or phrase that theoretically don't exist. As soon as the dumb asses who choose to air their private lives for the world to see know there's a lens focused on them AND as long as there are producers, writers and directors who are manipulating the dumb asses' "reality", it's no longer "real".

In X's world, this list is no longer. And, according to X, the world grows smarter.

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Separated at Birth? Heidi "Pre-Surgery" Montag & Kristin "the Montag clone" Cavallari.

Heidi (top) and Kristin. Both from "The Hills" . No wonder this show's been cancelled. All they do is keep replacing one douche bag with another. And get this! Heidi left her dipshit husband, Spencer Pratt, 'cause she needs time to be alone! After a year and a month of marriage! And none of it is her fault! (Sounds like a friend of mine) COOL!

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More sports! Top Chef olympics! And...MV is a dick!

I don't watch this show but my mother does. And as I'm temporarily living at home after my move back to WI from Cali, I sometimes end up watching shows I'd rather not. Like this one.

I watched it for 10 minutes tonite. I'm of the firm opinion that contestant - Chef Michael Voltaggio (whose younger brother is also a contestant) is a dick. Yah - how would I know, right? I've never watched the show. But mother says he's a dick - and she's not the only one.

Scott Tobias of AVclub.com writes: "Other developing storyline: The dickishness of Michael Voltaggio. Given Kevin’s likability and the plain truth that he’s been kicking everyone’s ass week after week after week—and among maybe the strongest group of quality chefs the show has had to date—it was out of line for Michael (to) badmouth Kevin’s winning elimination dish because his was more ambitious (and flawed). And deriding his brother for the “greasy” food that didn’t make the plate wasn’t good form, either."

Michael Voltaggio = Dick.

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Spencer and Heidi Pratt.

This reality couple turned celebrity is - forget it. Someone just put them out of my misery. Please.

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