My "porn star" wish list.

You might know know this but many porn stars have "wish lists" on their websites (a friend of mine told me about it). Whatever they don't have, they get their fans to buy it for them. I suppose if the fans are that dumb, why not.

The new biography on Spencer Tracy is out. It's like $50. The two-time Oscar winner and native Milwaukeean has always intrigued me...not just his movies but his personal life (his affair with Katherine Hepburn while never divorcing his wife...that sort of shit).

I'm not a porn star. But if someone buys this for me I'll give you an autographed picture of my breast. It's a start, right?

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Separated at Birth? Carl Fredricksen from "Up" and Spencer Tracy.

Carl (left) and Wisconsin native Tracy. Saw "Up" for the first time yesterday. Fabulous movie.

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Tim Meadows is the antithesis of funny. He is anti-funny. And he's not from Wisconsin.

I watched "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" last night. Great flick. I laughed a ton. John C. Reiley's funny. But I stopped laughing whenever Tim Meadows was on the screen. I always do. I thought he sucked on SNL and couldn't figure out why he lasted 10 years on the show (he wrote as well - and that even sucked).

Seriously...I have feces funnier than this guy. Inappropriate comment? Possibly. But so is Tim Meadows practicing comedy and charging people to see him be funny.

I know - it's a picture of the late Chris Farley, who was a contemporary of Meadow's. He was funny. His left testicle was funnier than Meadows. But whose isn't? I just couldn't rationalize putting a picture of Meadows on my blog. He makes me cry and get angry. Farley makes me laugh. And Farley's from Wisconsin. So is Gene Wilder. Funny guys. Spencer Tracy was from Wisconsin and he wasn't even a comedian and he was funnier than Meadows.

Perhaps if Tim had been born in Wisconsin....no, can't do anything about that now. He could move there - I mean, if he wanted to be funnier, right?

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I See What Spencer Tracy Saw In Kate Hepburn...

Katharine Hepburn on stage at the Colonial Theater during the Boston run of "The Philadelphia Story," March 1939.

Honestly, I haven't seen that many Hepburn movies. At least, not enough to qualify as a fan or expert - Adam's Rib, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?, On Golden Pond, The Lion in Winter, Pat & Mike, Rooster Cogburn, The Glass Menagerie - that's it. I never paid much attention to what she looked like when she was younger but this picture is striking.

Fiesty bitch - Hepburn. And beautiful to boot.

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