Separated at Birth? U.S. Army PFC Lawrence S. Gordon & Tom Hanks.

U.S. Army PFC Lawrence S. Gordon (top) & Tom Hanks in "Saving Private Ryan". Probably one of the best SAB's I've come up with.

Lawrence Gordon was killed while fighting during WWII. His remains will finally be brought home. Read the story here.

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Separated at Birth? Sven Kramer & Taylor Lautner.

Sven Kramer (top), Dutch speedskater. Sort of a dick, I'm guessing. Could be wrong. Taylor Lautner, actor. Sort of a jag. Could be wrong on that as well.

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Separated at Birth? Jeff Ircink & Sir Douglas Mawson.

"...we dwelt where the chill breath of a vast polar express, quickening to the rushing might of eternal blizzards..."

 Quote from Sir Douglas Mawson (AUS), Antarctic explorer (top). No - wait... bottom. ;)

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Separated at Birth? Colin Farrell & Danny Cipriani.

Farrell (top) and rugby player Cipriani.

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH? John C. Reilly & ex-MLB'er Bill Moose Skowron.

If you disagree, you're blind.

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Separated at Birth? Jay-Z & Beetlejuice.

Rapper Jay-Z's on top. Beetlejuice is a dwarf who used to be a semi-regular on The Howard Stern Show (TV and radio).

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Separated at Birth? Grampa Datka & Robert Shaw?

 

 

Grampa Myron Datka (mom's father, top) and actor Robert Shaw (Jaws, A Man for All Seasons, The Sting, and From Russia, With Love).

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Separated at Birth? Bérénice Marlohe & Claudia Cardinale.

 

Come on! They're almost dead-ringers for each other! French-born Marlohe (above) is the newest Bond girl, appearing in the 23rd James Bond film, "Skyfall", due in theaters in November.



 

Italian-born Cardinale was a 60's sex symbol (one of my favorites) whose American films included "The Pink Panther" (1963), and "Jesus of Nazareth" (1977). Cardinale seldom left Europe to make movies, keeping close ties with Italian cinema, including the classic Sergio Leone "Once Upon a Time in the West" (1968).

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Separated at Birth! Liv Tyler & Jessica Paré.

You know Liv Tyler (top) - actress and daughter of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. Paré is currently starring on Mad Men and had a delightfully wonderful hot tub scene in Hot Tub Time Machine (didn't see the movie but saw the scene - Google it).

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Separated at Birth? Thomas Langmann & Peter Lorre.

Producer Thomas Langmann (above) won the Oscar last night for Best Picture, The Artist.

Lorre. Peter.

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Separated at Birth? Me & Justin Timberlake?

What? Are you fucking stupid? No. This post never happened. DISLIKE.

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Separated at Birth? Dominic Cooper & any pug.

Saw Dominic Cooper in My Week with Marilyn. The pug? Well, it's a pug.

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Separated at Birth? Isabel Lucas & Michelle Phillips.

Isabel (top), the Aussie actress from the lastest "Transformer" flick, and Michelle Phillips of The Mama's and Papa's ("Monday, Monday", "Dedicated to the One I Love", "Californina Dreaming").

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Separated at Birth? Bo Johnson & Eric Idle.

Bo Johnson, Milwaukee actor, director, musician, tech head (what else does this man do? - oh, he's directing me in FOOL FOR LOVE at The Alchemist Theatre...opening next week...click right here for tickets)...where was I? Oh, Bo Johnson with longer hair (top) and a younger Eric Idle from Monty Python. Don't be blind. It's uncanny. Eric Idle's directing me! I mean, Bo Johnson is directing me!

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Separated at Birth? Naomi Watts & Paulette Goddard.

You know who Watts is (top). Paulette Goddard was the first actress to be given a Technicolor screen test and was considered for the role of Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind. She was married at least four times - including to Charlie Chaplin and Burgess Meredith. I believe her last husband was the author of "All Quiet On the Western Front".

Oh yeah - you have to turn your head to the right. I wanted them looking at each other so I'd have to position the pictures side-by-side. However, you have to crop the shots too small.

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Separated at Birth? Me & my Dad.

My dad (left) and me (1995). Ha....separated at birth....trick question. Hmmm...do we look alike?

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Separated at Birth? Me & John Cassavetes?

A guy I met on my train ride from Los Angeles to Chicago said I looked like actor/director John Cassavetes. Interesting. Maybe I reminded him of Cassavetes more than I resembled him.

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Separated at Birth? Hailee Steinfeld and Sydney Penny.

Steinfeld plays the title role in the True Grit remake, starring along Jeff Bridges (the Coen Brothers said their version was more a retelling of the book and not a remake of the original which starred John Wayne...whatever). Penny starred in one of my favorite Clint Eastwood film, Pale Rider.

"PREACHER?!?!"

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Separated at Birth? Donovan & the King of France (Emmanuel Leconte).

Donovan (below - actor, playwright, screenwriter, novelist, teacher, magician, father, husband, handyman, Denver Bronco fan, Favre-lover...what else?) is the father of my goddaughter, Gwyneth. His family's out in Tujunga, Cali (north east of Pasadena). The guy above (top, left) is Emmanuel Leconte, a French actor who play the King of France in Season 1 of "The Tutors".

Am I wrong? Just paint a 'stache/goatee/soul patch on the King and you've got Donovan.

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Separated at Birth? Vikings Coach Brad Childress & Mr. Noodle.

Which one is Mr. Noodle?

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