Passion = Truth? How Jeffrey James Francis Ircink Sees The World? I love when people are passionate about something. That surging of emotion is the one honest measure of what truth is. It's a truthful display of how a person really feels about something or someone at that particular moment. That passion IS truth.



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Greendale, Wisconsin, United States
Ex-producer of THE REALLY FUNNY HORNY GOAT INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM FESTIVAL, playwright, actor, singer, outdoorsman, blogger, amateur photog, observer & bitcher, Beach Boys groupie, Brett Favre fanatic, lover of everything Celtic and forever a member in the Tribe of HAIR. Spent most of my life in the Village of Waterford, a small town just outside of the Milwaukee suburbs. After 12 years in North Hollywood, Bel Air and Culver City, Cali, I moved back to Wisconsin in September 2009. No regrets - of moving to LA OR moving back to WI. Have traveled to Belfast, Ireland, Dayton (OH), Manhattan, Seattle, Cedar Rapids, New York, Miami and Sydney, Australia with my plays. Moved back into the Village of Greendale where I was born. Life is good.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

GREAT NEWS from the U.S. border front!

The Wall Street Journal reported today that the number of illegal immigrants apprehended along the U.S.-Mexico border is falling steeply, possibly a result of the economic downturn and beefed-up security which could be deterring crossings.

The U.S. Border Patrol reported that apprehensions are down 17% to 347,372 (which is still 347,372 too many) between Oct. 1, 2007 and March 31, 2008, from the same period a year before that. Tougher state laws, particularly in Arizona, is also cited as a reason.

Now I find this next point interesting. Francisco Lopez, a 43-year-old illegal immigrant who was interviewed by the WSJ, made about $50,000 a year transporting construction material - he's also the parent of two U.S.-born children - but his work dried up and now he drives taxi. First of all - excuse my French but I can't help it - why the fuck is this guy in my country? When the WSJ interviewed him, why wasn't he then arrested and deported? This guy says, "To live in America these days is to suffer...I'm not recommending to my friends back home to come here. I'm thinking of leaving myself".

Good. Nobody ASKED you to come here, believe me. Quite frankly, I'm glad you're suffering here. I'm suffering, too. So are a lot of other Americans WHO BELONG HERE, you asshole! If things are tough in America (where you shouldn't be), go back to your country. I'll drive you to the border. And if you think the illegals lined up outside your local Home Depot or wherever they line up for work are all friendly, happy-go-lucky compadres from "Me-hi-co", guess again - and watch this video.


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Indian baby born with two faces.

SAINI SUNPURA, India - A baby with two faces was born in a northern Indian village, where she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess, her father said Tuesday. The baby, Lali, apparently has an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, where a single head has two faces. Except for her ears, all of Lali's facial features are duplicated — she has two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. "She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," Ali said.

Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.

Hmm. Would I want my child to live knowing she will be mercilessly tormented throughout her childhood, considered a freak of nature by society and without the hope of any type of normal life? Perhaps science - if it can't already - will be able to something for her.


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La Miniatura - $7.5 million for the "ugliest and cheapest thing in the building world"

Frank Lloyd Wright's words - not mine.

This month's Architectural Digest featured this "for sale" ad as La Miniatura is currently on the market. Built in 1923 in Pasadena for rare-book dealer Alice Millard, it was purchased in 2000 for $1.3 million and then a massive renovation took place. Nice profit in just 8 years. Tours are rarely offered as it's been inhabited - until now.

From 1917 to 1924 Frank Lloyd Wright spent much of his time in California, and there created a small number of buildings that remain classics of American architecture. Using a groundbreaking building process, which he called his "textile block system" these buildings were constructed with precast concrete blocks, molded with decoration on both sides and inset with glass to allow light to filter through in interesting patterns. The prototype was one of Wright's most famous buildings, "Hollyhock House", influenced by ancient Mayan design and built for heiress Aline Barnsdall in the Hollywood Hills. Other distinctive textile block homes of Wright's in California include the Ennis, Millard, Freeman, and Storer houses, as well as the controversial Arizona Biltmore Hotel (in Arizona).

I'm a big Wright fan. He's a native Wisconsinite like myself, and I'm researching two plays on "the greatest architect of the 20th Century". I'm particularly attracted to Wright's prairie-style homes, an innovation and philosophy set forth by Wright, as well as Taliesin, his main home in Spring Green, WI. I toured Wright's studio in Oak Park, IL last year and it was a real treat, and though these block-style homes have no interest for me, like him or not, Wright was so far ahead of his time it's not funny.


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Checkers Update! Jeff = 18, Colton = 1

What do you want me to say??? Some say, "let him win once in a while". That's against my competitive nature. You can learn just as much from losing as you can from winning. Brett Favre didn't even let his children beat him at checkers - and they'd cry.


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Psycho Bitch Naomi Campbell banned from British Airways

This after the incident that was reported last week.

At least one airline is safe. Now the rest of the world. I think we should take this measure one step further. Ban this menace to some deserted island - alone - where she can beat her clams coconuts and such and not hurt anyone.


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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Ircink's solution to taggers

There's a Winchell's Donuts across the street from my office. They JUST re-painted the wall white last week because of the graffiti. I noticed the wall's been tagged already.

If it were up to me, any taggers caught in the act OR convicted of tagging would have the hands cut off. And I'll do it. They do it again - cut the other hand off. I'm sick of this bullshit. Do they have a theft problem in Asia? No - because they cut off your hand if you're caught stealing. Seems to work there, doesn't it?

Is that conservative enough for you, Scotty? I like pictures with my blog posts. Not today. I won't give the bastards the satisfaction of photographing their illegal, unintelligent, moronic, gang artwork and giving it credence on my blog.


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Elvis Mugshot for $10,350???

I'm a huge Elvis fan. HUGE. Elvis was never arrested - this was done as a joke. Some say it was for the ID that went along with his honorary drug enforcement badge he received from President Nixon, but that was a different picture.


Anyway, there's a retail specialty magazine called, Vivre - from which I received my most treasured gift one Christmas (or was it my birthday?). Excellent gifts. So I get the magazine and they're selling celebrity mugshots - Elvis, Jim Morrison, Steve McQueen and Sid Vicious - silkscreen on canvas measuring 37" x 29" - starting at $10,350 (see left, the Sid one is $28,000). What the 'ef?


Google "Warholizer". You can take your own photo - like the Elvis mugshot - and do something similar - as I've done above (you can even make high quality, larger prints) for pennies compared to the prices Vivre is offering (see above). Granted, these may be a limited edition - I notice the Elvis one says "edition of 10", whatever that means.

Thank you...thank you very much. Now sit down, baby.


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Innisfree garden

Saw this in the current issue of Architectural Digest.
If I had a house with property, I would incorporate this rustic, plankboard walkway throughout the overgrowth as well. I'd actually have more "wild" area, though you can't tell the extent of the landscaping from this photo.

I've always been of the mind that the property that a house sets on (or at least the house that I would own) - is as important if not more important than the house itself. As a native Wisconsinite, the Nature is not something to be enjoyed only while hunting or fishing a weekend here and a week there, but it is an extension of everyday life. I agree with architect Frank Lloyd Wright's philosophy (also a Wisconsin native) that, "a building is not just a place to be. It is a way to be." The core of this ideology was always the belief that architecture has an inherent relationship with both its site and its time.


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Monday, April 7, 2008

"What is that? A PLEDGE PIN! On your uniform?!"

Come on - you know the movie.

I had a very nice phone conversation with Mark Metcalf today, known famously for his role as "Doug Neidermeyer" (in picture, right) in the movie, Animal House. Long story short, my actor/writer friend, Tony, who I grew up with(he lives in NY) is directing a play at First Stage in Milwaukee. Mark has worked with First Stage and he owns a restaurant in Mequon, Wisconsin (where he also lives) called, Libby Montana (coincidentally he just sold it today). So I called the restaurant; they leave word with Mark who calls me back WITHIN THE HOUR; I introduce myself and we shoot the shit about acting and theater and long story short again - I'm emailing him my play, "Stan's Addiction" (absurdist comedy about the last smoker on Earth) to read. He'd be perfect for the role of "THE CHAIRMAN". Mark is active in theater in Milwaukee and with the Milwaukee International Film Festival (networking, baby). You never know - I would love to have the World Premiere of the play in my home state.

I'd like to have it premiere anywhere, quite frankly.

"You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!" (Another quote from the movie.)

Postscript: You know I've been given a lot of shit about my history of contacting celebrities for whatever the reason. 9 times out of 10, my motivation is acting or playwriting related (even my letters to Mel Gibson are somewhat "business related"). But for all those celebs I've written, emailed or called - maybe under 30? - I've heard back from Robert Conrad, (The Wild, Wild West) Earl Hamner, Jr. (creator of The Waltons), Robert Englund ("Freddy Krueger"), Gary Sinise, Daniel J. Travanti, Brandy Ledford, Karen Lamm, Robert Lamm (the group Chicago), Mark Metcalf - that's already a 30% success ratio. 2-4% is considered ideal in direct marketing. Granted, none of these people would make the Hollywood 500 list (Sinise might). That's not the point. Lesson: if you don't ask you will not receive.

As long as you don't stalk.


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Did you ever think what would happen if...

...France just disappeared one day?

Only in France would the running of the Olympic torch be thwarted, interfered with or suspended. Not that I don't have sympathy for Tibet (which I do) and not that I don't think China should be put on notice for its treatment of Tibet and the Tibetan people (which I do) - particularly as they are hosting the summer Olympic games. However, there's one way to protest - effectively - and then there's the French way.


Bad French people. I will now boycott french fries through the running of the Olympic games in protest of France's recent behavior. Will you join me (even though I'm not sure french fries were invented in France)?


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Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset


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Minnie on the brain.

You know how it is when you've just come back from a great weekend somewhere or a concert - that's all you can think about? That's me with Minnie Driver. Here are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs of her's - Stars and Satellites. Go to her myspace site and sample her stuff.

Not sure about the story behind this song. I guess the lyrics can mean whatever you want them to mean.

"You court the darkness like she's your lover
A girl you nailed one time And can't get over
Feverish and sleepless at night
It's only because you cannot Tear your eyes away from her

If love is the answer you seek
You're asking the wrong kind of questions.
The wrong kind of questions will keep
You asking me, asking me for love

And all the stars and satellites give you nothing.
'Cause all the satellites died.

And all the satellites in your atmosphere
They burn for you but you're cold as mars.
I know you see the light in the sky like I do
But for you they're just dying stars

If love is the answer you seek
You're asking the wrong kind of questions.
The wrong kind of questions will keep
You asking me, asking me for love

And all the stars & satellites give you nothing
'Cause all the satellites died.

I guess there's poetry in a dayless life
And profit to be made from your pain
I hope you call me up if you ever get old
I would like to see your face again

If love is the answer you seek
You're asking the wrong kind of questions
The wrong kind of questions will keep
You asking me, asking me for love

You asking me, asking me for love
You asking me, asking me for love
If love is the answer you seek
You're asking the kind of questions

If love is the answer you seek
You're asking the wrong kind of questions…"
© Minnie Ha-Ha Music, by Minnie Driver


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You did it - you finally did it.


Charlton Heston passed away this week - he had retired from public life back in 2002 as he suffered from Alzheimers. What a cruel disease (as if all other diseases aren't cruel?). One of the last of our movie icons. I enjoyed his work very much - on and off the screen.


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I love Minnie Driver! And I MET HER! AHHHHHHHH!

(Above - Minnie. Not Hotel Cafe)

And this time, she looked at me twice from stage tonite. And I MET HER!

I know - I sound like a little girl. (sigh) Ohhhh...Minnie. "Oh, Minnie you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind - hey Minnie!" That was stupid. Anyway, I saw Minnie Driver tonite/Saturday (again) at Hotel Cafe in Hollywood (again). Blogged about here in August and she kicked off my Women Celebrities I Love feature.

This time, I was alone (again) 'cause no one could go (I only found out she was playing a week ago), but THIS TIME I got there early enough to get a table about 15 yards from the stage. Whoooo! She looked gorgeous - very motherly (she's pregnant). Gorgeous, barefoot (really) and pregnant and God dammit she sounded wonderful.

When I saw her last (August) I stood in the back and I hadn't heard her CD yet. I purchased Sea Stories the next day so every song she sang tonite (plus some I hadn't heard before) I knew like the back of my hand. She has excellent stage presence (she is an actress on F/X's The Riches) and she sounds EXACTLY like she sounds on her CD. LIVE + Minnie = A+. I treasure that quality in a performer. Even the best don't always have that feather in their cap.

I shared a table with two girls from Germany and three other guys who live here in LA (but none of them are from LA - Georgia, NY and London). So, after the show Minnie comes out into the audience to greet friends and the guys from NY and London go get their picture taken with her. I had my camera with me - but I opted not to do the picture thang...for my own reasons. Instead, I grabbed her arm and said to her, "Your music moves me" (which it does - seriously...she's one of the two best female voices I've heard in over a decade) and then I said, "Good luck to you" and I walked off. She was very gracious which made me love her even more and I wanted to kiss her but I didn't want to go to jail.

Go to her myspace site and sample her stuff - please. You HAVE to listen to "Beloved" and "Stars and Satellites" (my two favorites). Both are from Sea Stories (album) and there's also her other album, Everything I've Got in My Pocket. When I hear her sing I wanna just reach into the speakers and pull her through them and set her in front of me. Soulful shit - and she writes her own stuff. Oh - she did a Marley cover and also the song "Waterloo Sunset" by The Kinks which kicked ASS (at first none of our group could figure out who originally did that song but then I guessed it before Driver announced it on stage - yeahhhhh for me!). Man, I hadn't heard the song since I was a kid.

The guys said they'd email the pictures they took of Minnie - I'll post them when I get'em. I did manage to snap this shot of her Audi in the parking garage though. At least that's what some people told me (I covered up the license plate for her sake).

I'm depressed. I want more Minnie. Now every time I hear "Waterloo Sunset" I'm gonna think of her...

P.S. I met Jonathan Silverman in the alley (Weekend at Bernie's). I told him I knew it was "you" but that I couldn't remember his name. Swift move, Jeff. Bet Johnny liked that one.

P.S.S. She lives in Malibu (Malibu sticker on windshield). Jason - she surfs.


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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Black socks with tennis shoes???

I've been seeing this around Los Angeles a lot lately - black socks with tennis shoes. What gives? Is this a California fad? A cultural fad maybe? People back in Wisconsin aren't aware of this trend there...hmmm. I don't like it. No siree. Not one bit.


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Friday, April 4, 2008

WOW!! I finally found my cartoon alter-ego!


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New York Times poll suggests the America is "on the wrong track"

Americans are more dissatisfied with the country’s direction than at any time since the New York Times/CBS News poll began asking about the subject in the early 1990s, according to the latest poll.

In the poll, 81 percent of respondents said they believed that “things have pretty seriously gotten off on the wrong track,” up from 69 percent a year ago and 35 percent in early 2003.

Although the public mood has been darkening since the early days of the war in Iraq, it has taken a new turn for the worse in the last few months, as the economy has seemed to slip into recession. There is now nearly a national consensus that the country faces significant problems.


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Thursday, April 3, 2008

It only took 36 days for Psycho Bitch Naomi Campbell to flip out again.

Gotta say one thing - she's certainly proactive.

It wasn't a month ago that I reported Psycho Bitch Campbell's bout with a cyst that landed her in a hospital in Brazil - just read Naomi is a psycho. Seriously - with her laid up in the hospital...we're all safer.

Unfortunately, Psycho Bitch Campbell got out of the hospital.

LONDON (AP) — Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 on Thursday for allegedly spitting at a police officer, Sky News reported. Police said a 37-year-old woman was arrested at the terminal on suspicion of assaulting police. Naomi was flying to L.A.

In January 2007, Campbell pleaded guilty in New York City to misdemeanor assault for throwing her cell phone at her maid in a dispute over a missing pair of jeans. She was ordered to do community service and attend a two-day anger-management program. Campbell pleaded guilty in Toronto in 2000 to an assault charge for beating an assistant while making a film in Canada in 1998. Under an agreement with prosecutors, Campbell expressed remorse and was released without punishment or a criminal record.

Why can't she just crawl off somewhere and wither away? Is that too much for any sane person to ask?


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David Morse IS Geo. Washington, Sir!
















I wrote about the HBO mini-series "John Adams" in mid-March and I continue to wait with anticipation for each upcoming episode. Two or three left to go. David Morse has been hailed as THE best "George Washington" by many critics and I have to say that I agree.

I've provided a clip from the series - George Washington's inauguration - that I would like you to watch. Please watch this clip. Paul Giamatti (who is superb in his own right) portrays John Adams and - in this clip - helps to administer the Oath of Office to our first President of the United States. It's brief; I have watched it a dozen plus times and each time I find myself getting emotional. This moment is captured brilliantly on film - the anticipation, the hesitation, the awkwardness of our new found independence, the exhilaration of victory. I believe it to be the best scene I've witnessed thus far. It is one of the most poignant moments I've ever seen on film.

THIS MOMENT is the beginnings of our country as we know it. It's the next best thing to being there.


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Did you ever think what would happen...

...if the Middle East disappeared one day?


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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Separated at Birth? Rosie O'Donnell and a Pig.














Something in the news about Rosie made me wanna blog about her but I forgot what it was.

Anyway, I'm tired of Rosie O'Donnell. She berates guests and people in the media for something they've said and then she turns around and does or says something just as stupid. Why is this? Because she's in a position of power, that's why. Remember these incidences?

- The gun control debate she got into with Tom Selleck.
- Asking the Broadway cast of "Annie Get Your Gun" to remove the line, 'I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.' (which they didn't - they just performed another song).
- Allowing her bodyguard to carry a gun into her child's school.
- That weird video of her child dressed like a soldier.
- Kelly Ripa/Clay Aiken incident.
- Mocking the Chinese language.
- Anti-Catholicism rhetoric.
- Ongoing catfights with Elizabeth Hasselback (and why is EH on any talk show in the first place?).
- Ongoing fight with Donald Trump.

I'm elated she's off The View. Now they just have to get rid of Hasselback - and then cancel the entire show. Rosie O. has media access like most people will never experience and she uses her celebrity as irresponsibly as she uses it in a responsible manner. Just like a pig. A pig doesn't know any better.


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My Favorite All-time Clip from "Moonlighting"

Whenever I found myself in a crappy mood, I'd toss the video in the VCR with this clip. Maddie bets David he can't act "mature" for one week. If you don't wanna watch the entire scene, you can start it at the 4:10 mark and watch through 7:15. It's at the very end of that where I laugh my ass off - the "shake" gesture. Classic. My ex-girlfriend always thought my personality was akin to Mr. Addison's. How cute.




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Why won't Catherine of Aragon just shut up?

Season 2 of The Tudors just started on Showtime. Catherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's first wife and Queen of England, but as she could not bear Henry any male heirs, he tired of her and eventually married Anne Boleyn.

Practically every scene with Catherine is her standing her ground, saying she's in love with Henry and that she won't leave him and that regardless of what happens she is Henry's lawfully-wedded wife and England's only rightful Queen Consort (which she avowed until her death).

Why can't she get it through her thick head that Henry doesn't love her and doesn't want her around anymore? And why would she want to stick around in a loveless marriage? Pathetic idiot. I would've cut her head off just to get her to shut up.


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Clarification on legal document, "Ircink v. Bush" below.

It's come to my attention that the text of the legal document two posts below is unreadable even by right-clicking and saving the document to your desktop. Therefore, I have an easy-to-read version of the meat of the lawsuit if you care to read the fine print on Page 1.


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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

"I've got 'Orbs' in my ghost photo, too!"

See those white balls of light toward the bottom left and on the right? Those may be "Orbs", believed (by many) to be ghosts in the form of balls of light. This cropped photo is from my "ghost" photo taken aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach (to see the ghost check out the Queen Mary tour post here). Orbs are life forms that travel in groups and are believed to be the human soul or life force of those that once inhabited a physical body here on earth. Psychics claim to talk to them on a regular basis, and ghost hunters encounter them quite frequently. It is said that they are those spirits that have willingly stayed behind because they feel bound to their previous life or previous location for whatever reason. Because of this obsession they tend to become similar to a psychotic human beings. It should be said that the majority of us when we die proceed gladly and willingly to the next level of existence after saying our quiet good-byes, which means we're off to the spirit world. Then again, as stated, a select few elect to stay behind because of a refusal to move on. Apparently the longer they stay behind, the harder it is to find their way to the next level, which again, is the spirit world.

I had no idea what they were until a guy at work who hadn't seen the photo yet but whose wife is interested in paranormal studies asked me, "are there any white balls of light in your picture?" I had noticed the left corner orb before but thought it to be a smudge on my camera (but no other smudges appeared on other photographs). And another woman look at the photo and said, "oh, there's one of those orbs - that's a spirit too." Ghostly orbs are the most photographed anomalies caught on film by ghost hunters and are quite photogenic (when they want to be). They can be completely transparent or display themselves in a bright solid form. It is not hard to capture them on film in their circular form. It is theorized that ghosts prefer the form of an orb because it takes less energy thus being the mode of choice among the ghosts. The consensus is that small orbs take up the least amount of energy and apparitions and other fuller shapes take up the most. In the colder parts of the year, it seems that ghosts tend to find it easier to take on shapes other than orbs. That's when there is the most static electricity in the atmosphere. Those months being October through February. It is also believed that they are able to draw on our own energy when needed.

There are other theories concerning Orbs. I have in the past heard such theories that orbs might simply be nature spirits or airborne protoplasm as you would find under a microscope, except far more advanced. Other types of ghostly phenomenon are the vortex (funnel shaped appearance) and ectoplasm (it has a mist or foggy appearance), also called ecto mist. These are often picked up on film and video as well but are much more rare.

Now orbs can be produced by accident, and can appear quite readily on film by the elements and conditions around you. Most orb photographs are merely the result of dust or even weather conditions such as rain and humidity. Moisture, dust and airborne particles up close to the lens at the time of the flash can and will effect the results of your pictures.


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This country is in dire straits. Something needs to be done NOW.

What's that line from the movie, Network? Peter Finch said something like, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Good quote. Another great cliche that goes right along with that is, "action speaks louder than words". So I'm taking action. Right now.

I've filed a lawsuit in district court in the District of Columbia against President George W. Bush for, among other things, misappropriation of funds, malfeasance, fraud and deceptive practices (I should toss in "cronyism" for good measure as Bush's HUD secretary has been charged with the same thing). Here is Page 1 of the legal document - try clicking on it to enlarge it or right-click and save it on your desktop, then zoom:


The impetus for this is our budget deficit, once at "zero" during the Clinton administration, which now soars to over $270 billion dollars. Yet our government continues to find money to spend that it doesn't have - monies to fund a war in Iraq, monies to give to countries who help them manage through some natural disaster; $42 million in monies to send a letter to the American people notifying them of their tax rebate that will help stimulate our economy, etcetera, blah, blah, blah. If MY checkbook looked like the federal government's checkbook, I'd be in prison. Why is it acceptable for the President of the United States - OUR employee - to conduct himself in such a manner? Or to conduct the business of the federal government in such a manner? Ain't it a hoot when you hear how the Feds clamp down on some poor, nameless sonofabitch who made less than $10,000 one year (poverty level, by the way) because he owes the government taxes???

I have no doubt that this will fall on deaf ears. I have no doubt it will be bounced or dismissed from the courts. I have no doubt that my name will be placed on a list somewhere for "future reference". Good. As John Adams, one of our founding fathers and our 2nd president stated, "In politics, the middle way is none at all." Such is life - and I can not stand in the middle any longer. This madness must end.


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The Queen Mary and the Ghost I snapped with my camera!

I got an unexpected phone call from my fishing buddy Dave, telling me he and his wife, Barb, would be in Long Beach golfing and visitng their son, Lance (they had emailed me in advance but didn’t receive it). I met them for drinks at their hotel and then we had dinner and walked over to tour the RMS Queen Mary.


The Queen Mary sailed the North Atlantic Ocean from 1936 to 1967 for the Cunard Line (then Cunard White Star Line). Built by John Brown and Company, Clydebank, Scotland, she was designed to be the first of Cunard’s planned two-ship weekly express service from Southampton to Cherbourg to New York, in answer to the mainland European superliners of the late twenties and early thirties.

In the foreground of the above photo is the Soviet sub, the Scorpion, the diesel electric attack submarine, known to NATO as the Foxtrot Class, was one of the most successful class of submarine ever in service to the Soviet Navy. Hold up - I'm getting ahead of myself. If you're interested in more history on the Queen Mary, watch Robert Stack on Unsolved Mysteries. There are a few more pictures so if you’d like to continue, click on READ MORE. Plus you wanna see the ghost picture, don’t you? And by the way, this is NOT an April Fool's joke. There was NO MANIPULATION of the camera or photo involved. Whatever's there appeared on it's own. Don't be scared.

The Scorpion was completed and commissioned into the Soviet Navy in 1974. For the next 20 years, the missions undertaken by Scorpion are shrouded in secrecy and remain so to this day, still classified TOP SECRET by the new Navy of the Russian Federation. In 1994, Scorpion was decommissioned and has been berthed in Long Beach since 1998.

Got sidetracked on that commie sub that we didn’t even tour. Interesting information though. Anyway, the Queen Mary and her slightly larger and younger running mate RMS Queen Elizabeth commenced there two-ship service of passengers after their release from World War II troop transport duties and continued it for two decades until Queen Mary’s retirement in 1967. The ship is listed on the National Register of Historic Places, and is permanently berthed in Long Beach, California serving as a museum ship and hotel. The Queen Mary celebrated the 70th anniversary of her launch in both Clydebank and in Long Beach during 2004, and the 70th anniversary of her maiden voyage in 2006.

The Queen Mary measures 1,019.5 ft. in length. That’s around 3 ½ football fields. The Titanic was 882.9 ft. and the QM out measured the Titanic in every possible way, making her the largest passenger ship for her time.

A map that charts the course of the QM as she sails across the Atlantic.

There are a number of floor-to-ceiling, black-and-white photographs of some of the celebrities who sailed on the ship (I just saw this one), including Buster Keaton (pictured above), Bing Crosby, Charlie Chaplin and Elizabeth Taylor.

The QM transporting U.S. troops to NYC in 1945.

One of the dining rooms on board.

The teak flooring on the deck of the ship is original.

Two of the three - whatever you call them. Steam thingys. Smoke stacks - that’s it!

Original marking for Promenade Deck. Where’s Gopher and Captain Stuebing??? Ha ha, ha ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. That’s a Love Boat reference, people. COME ON!

My picture is not cock-eyed. The door was framed to jive with the sheer, sloping, slant -whatever of the ship. What do you call that?

First class room corridor. You can tell better when you’re actually standing there how the hallway dips down and then back up. Again this is to take into account the bowing of the ship. Hmm. I don't see a ghost in this picture. Do you?

Kenneth Shoesmith's painting, the Madonna of the Atlantic. Note that the painting originally showed Christ unclothed. Cunard asked Shoesmith to add a sash for decency’s sake. The QM was built during the time that Art Deco movement was flourishing. You may have already seen examples of some of this in previous pictures. The structure of art deco is based on mathematical geometric shapes. It was widely considered to be an eclectic form of elegant and stylish modernism, being influenced by a variety of sources.

Among them were the, so called, “primitive” arts of Africa, Ancient Egypt, and Aztec Mexico, as well as Machine Age or streamline technology such as modern aviation, electric lighting, the radio, the ocean liner and the skyscraper. These design influences were expressed in fractionated, crystalline, faceted forms of decorative Cubism and Futurism, in Fauvism’s palette. Other popular themes in art deco were trapezoidal, zigzagged, geometric, and jumbled shapes, which can be seen in many early pieces. Corresponding to these influences, Art Deco is characterized by use of materials such as aluminium, stainless steel, lacquer, inlaid wood, sharkskin (shagreen), and zebraskin. The bold use of stepped forms and sweeping curves (unlike the sinuous, natural curves of the Art Nouveau), chevron patterns, and the sunburst motif are typical of Art Deco.

Among the decorative arts during this period, architecture and sculpture are easier to recognize than other forms of Art Deco, for they experienced the greatest popularity and with greater longevity than others, such as lacquering, glass work, and industrial design. Other forms of decorative art were very focused on elegance, dynamic design, and bright colours, while expressing practical modernity. Art Deco slowly lost patronage in the West after reaching mass production, when it began to be considered gaudy and presenting a false image of luxury.

The artwork and luxuriousness with which the passengers lived extended to the amenities offered them. Why on any given day you could drop the kids off at the nursery, visit the Turkish baths, then get your hair done at the beauty salon. There was a gym and sports court, men could have custom-tailored suits made so they were dressed to the nines when they arrived in New York or London. Dances and live music, libraries - I mean, it's much like the cruise ships of today. It's just that the QM is better constructed and remember - this is in 1936. Pretty amazing.

The First Class pool above. One the most haunted parts of the ship. I lost my balance while walking, as if someone shoved me hard on my left shoulder. I didn’t trip. No one was around. I wasn't drinking at that time. It was very odd.

OK, OK. You wanna see the ghost. I know. Fine - here it is.

Do you see the figure in the middle at the top of the stairs? Click on the photo and see if you can get it to open onto your computer and then zoom in on it. It looks to be a female, dressed in attire that would seem to fit the 1930’s or 1940’s.

You can see the picture more clearly on my picture program that’s on the computer at home, where you can make out the left hand and the wedding ring on the finger. Which led me to believe it might have been a man - the ring looks like a band. I don’t know. If it's a man, that could be a helmet on his head and outergear - many of the soldiers who rode the ship slept on the deck. There was no one anywhere near my view through the lens when I snapped this. No one entering or exiting the picture as the flash went off. And if someone happened to walk into the picture, I would have either seen them or I would've seen it in the picture and I would've taken another one. Nothing. I've already contacted the resident paranormal expert for the ship - Erica Frost. She's a hot brunette.


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