My solution to the "Dan Dierdorf problem" is...

...Dan Dierdorf with a ball gag.

Dierdorf is an ex-NFL'er and Hall of Famer-turned sports analyst. I believe he works at CBS. We always joke on Sundays, "Oh, no...we got Dierdorf today." He talks for the sake of talking. “You go for it. All the stops are out. Caution is to the wind, and you're battling with everything you have. That's the real fun of the game.” Blah, blah, blah. Shut up. I can't even think of an example because there are so many of them (if you think of one, send me a "comment"). Loves to spew forth the obvious. Like lots of other announcers.

My solution to the Dan Dierdorf problem is Dierdorf with a ball gag. They have them at the Hustler shop on the Sunset Strip.