I'm gonna kill the next person who says to me, "Are we having fun yet?"

One of my least favorite and one of the all-time dumbest comments one can utter.

Come on - you know it's an insult. The person who sees you sorting through other people's fuck-ups or messes and says, "Having fun?", is being a dick.

Right up there with "What are you up to?" "I don't know - 6' 2' ", (I swear the IQ level of people who say this is a 2) and "You two sound like an old married couple."

Here's a comment I like. "Shut the fuck up!".