Sardines, Swords and Watermelons - and my Storage Unit

Pretty much everything I own is - well, you're looking at it. Except the damn script I'm looking for. I wrote a series of short plays for a children's theater camp in Iowa and I need one in particular, "Sardines, Swords and Watermelons", to submit for a theater festival. I KNOW I had hard copies of these when I lived in Bel Air - I remember looking at them. But they're not in any of the boxes here - I went through them ALL today. 85 fricken degrees outside. I tore this storage unit apart - to no avail.

Where in the hell are those scripts??? I've got a few other rocks to look under but my options are slowly disappearing. I'm pissed.