Big Bad Ben. Thanks, Brohaun.

Thanks for stealing the "will he or won't he retire" headlines away from Favre, buddy. What is that now - two sexual misconduct incidences in less than 6 months? July of last year a civil suit was filed accusing Pittsburgh Steeler QB Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting a woman in his hotel room while he was in Lake Tahoe for a celebrity golf tournament. That suit has not yet been settled.

Then just last week, it was revealed that police in Milledgeville, Georgia were investigating Roethlisberger for an unrelated sexual assault inside the women's restroom of a nightclub near the campus of Georgia College & State University. Big Ben has hired the attorney who represented Ray Lewis (murder charges, for which Lewis was only charged with obstruction of justice). Must be serious, eh Ben?

I've said this from Day 1 about Roethlisberger...Meat and Head. Meathead. Except now he's a Meathead with serious issues. Perhaps he should've taken a lessen from Brett and just waffled his way into the news. Poor old Brett. He's only won one SB, has a propensity to throw INT's in big games and waffles about retiring. But Big lug Ben has two SB rings to match his two sexual misconduct charges and he doesn't like to wear a helmet while riding a motorcycle.

And people whine that I'm obsessed with Favre...