"I knew Marilyn Monroe and Ms. Lohan - you are not Marilyn Monroe."

Bert Stern's famous "last sitting" pictures of Marilyn Monroe in 1962 are recreated in the February issue of New York Magazine by none other than resident Hollyweird psycho Lindsay Lohan. In case you don't come across the pictures on the internet, here's the best one of the lot.

Bert took these as well. For the record, Ms. Lohan will never be a Marilyn Monroe (not that she said she is); she should never be compared to Marilyn Monroe; if Lohan's life came to an abrupt end she STILL could never be compared to Marilyn Monroe. Here are the rest of the pictures.

That's a helluva picture, ain't it?But for the record, I distain LL and her ilk. See this post - "What If Britney, Jessica, Lindsay and Paris Were All Involved in a Train Wreck?"