I cut my ear this morning...

...and it bled like a stuck pig.

I took a razor and snipped off a hair at the point where Spock's ear goes pointy. Didn't realize it until I got to work and a co-worker noticed a coagulated ball of blood on the top of the ear - he thought it was an earring. So I scraped the dried blood off the ear and it began bleeding again. And it wouldn't stop. I looked like I had been beaten during the '68 Democratic Convention in Chicago. I finally put a band aid on it - then tried taking that off a few hours later.

Bled again. Put another band aid on and that's where the saga ends. For now, anyways.