Rain. Shit. Vikings. 3 Haikus.

I awoke this morning to rain on the roof (sounds like a song I know). I told my dad I was gonna write a haiku to commemorate the rain. He immediately said, "the dogs won't take a shit 'cause they won't leave the porch". So I wrote three haikus:

#1
woken from my sleep
by the rain on the rooftop
were you here, i’d smile.

#2
the rain soaks the ground
the dogs - they are hesitant
their duty must wait

#3
oh great Norsemen fight
kill the bears, suck out their life
Skol Favre, Skol Vikings!