Vacation: Part 19 - Wanna See a Picture of My Cock?

Actually this cock belongs to Frank and Mike, who live on Brolen Farms in East Troy, Wisconsin. More on Brolen Farms later. Just wanted to wet your whistle.

What? You didn't think that I - oh, please. Dirty, dirty person, you are. For shame. If you know me then it shoulda been obvious to you that it isn't in my nature to put a picture of my cock on the internet. Now - if an acting role calls for me to shed my clothes on stage, that's another issue. This is a clean blog, friend. Besides, the wide-angle feature on my digital isn't working properly anyway.

Yes, I'm very funny. Hardy, har, har.