Who's a c#$t? Michaele Salahi is.

So is her hubby.

You'll remember Idiot 1 and Idiot 2 for crashing The White House party back in November 2009. Now Michaele's been dumped from the next season of Celebrity Rehab because it was found by professionals in the field that Michaele has no addictions to treat. Surprise.

Aside from crashing The White House party and lying about being a Washington Redskin cheerleader, faking an addiction for your own "celebrity" is cause enough for me to say whatever I want about Salahi. And her letch of a husband is contemplating legal action (unless I'm mistaken, Mr. Salahi, MS is not an addiction). Surprise.

It's a shame that "bad things can't happen to bad people".

(I have no problem using the word "cunt" in a blog post - just not a headline.)