Who gives a fuck about Ashton Kutcher's grilling prowess?

King of Twitter. King of Punk'd. King of Photography. This is at least the third time he's been on the cover of Parade Magazine. Here are some of the pressing topics he's discussed.

July 30, 2009 - "I'm still looking for trouble".
Aug. 2, 2009 - "I don't play by the rules", and elaborated on how he and Demi are "rock solid".
Feb. 4, 2010 - "I hate Valentine's Day".

I will say that I met Kutcher on the lot of That 70's Show a few years ago and he was very nice.