Passion = Truth? How Jeffrey James Francis Ircink Sees The World? I love when people are passionate about something. That surging of emotion is the one honest measure of what truth is. It's a truthful display of how a person really feels about something or someone at that particular moment. That passion IS truth.



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Greendale, Wisconsin, United States
Ex-producer of THE REALLY FUNNY HORNY GOAT INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM FESTIVAL, playwright, actor, singer, outdoorsman, blogger, amateur photog, observer & bitcher, Beach Boys groupie, Brett Favre fanatic, lover of everything Celtic and forever a member in the Tribe of HAIR. Spent most of my life in the Village of Waterford, a small town just outside of the Milwaukee suburbs. After 12 years in North Hollywood, Bel Air and Culver City, Cali, I moved back to Wisconsin in September 2009. No regrets - of moving to LA OR moving back to WI. Have traveled to Belfast, Ireland, Dayton (OH), Manhattan, Seattle, Cedar Rapids, New York, Miami and Sydney, Australia with my plays. Moved back into the Village of Greendale where I was born. Life is good.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

If Annie Oakely wrote a Match.com ad.

This dating site popped up on my laptop suddenly, featuring this woman's profile. I read through it (the woman was 36 but looked 46 and 100% not my type). I immediately thought of Annie Oakley and said to myself, "if Annie Oakley were on Match.com (for example) THIS is what she'd write". Word for word, this is what a woman from Cumberland (northwest part of the state, nearer the MN border), Wisconsin wrote:

I AM 5FT, BLUE EYES, AUBURN HAIR, 140LBS., AND A DOUBLE D CHEST. LOVE OUTDOORS AND TO HAVE FUN. I LIKE TRUCK PULLS, MUD BOGGING, ATVING, CASINOS, FISHING, GOLFING, BOWLING AND STUFF LIKE THAT. I WAS A TRUCK DRIVER AND EVERYONE TELLS ME THAT IS WHERE I BELONG CUZ THAT IS WHERE I AM HAPPY. WANT A GOOD MAN TO SHARE MY LIFE AND FUN. I HATE LIARS, CHEATERS, AND THIEVES. I JUST GOT RID OF A BOTTOM FEEDER LIKE THAT AND WILL NOT PUT UP WITH ANOTHER ONE. I AM VERY HONEST AND OUTSPOKEN ALSO. WANT TO KNOW MORE JUST ASK.

Looking for: LOOKING FOR A GOOD MAN WITH A NICE PACKAGE AND KNOWS HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN.

For those of you who don't know, Annie Oakley was an American sharpshooter and exhibition shooter. This led to a starring role in Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, which propelled her to become the first American female superstar. This year is her 150th birthday. Incidentally, Oakley was 5 foot, had brown hair and, though her eye color is not known, one "expert" thinks they may have been blue, as Annie was a Quaker (whatever that means).

And Oakley was much prettier than the woman from Cumberland, Wisconsin.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

jeff..you should have gone on just one date with her, she seems swell :)

 
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