Yawn. MJS's massive Favre roid attack.

More catching up to do on the latest series of bitch rants in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's "UP/DOWN" column concerning ex-Packer and current Minnesota Viking QB Brett Favre. I'm a Favre fan - and I'M called "obsessively fanatical"???

July 28, 2010
UP/DOWN
UP - Indecision 2010: In the same interview, Brett Favre said he didn't know if he'd play this year and he might be playing when he's 50. Forget Wrangler jeans . This guy should be the spokesman for Eggo.
- Mike Hart

It was a joke by Favre, Hart. You really think HE THINKS he can play at 50? Really? Douche bag.

August 4, 2010 - (the day news hit that supposedly Favre texted the Vikes he was retiring)
UP - Indecision 2010: Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young are considering putting Brett Favre on the cover of their new triple eight-track entitled, "Deja Vu IV".

UP - Horsing around: When queried about Favre, Brad Childress said, "I gotta hear it from the horse's mouth." Later in the day, ESPN asked Mr. Ed to comment on the Vikings and he said, "Pants on the ground! Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground!"

DOWN - The Boy Who Cried Wolf: You should have gotten a copyright for your schtick, kid.

DOWN - ESPN '4": LeBron James almost booked an hour on TNT to announce he had come to another 'Decision". After 59 1/2 minutes of awkward banter with Jim Gray, the King would finally be asked if he'd rather watch lame Favre shows all day or old poker.
- Mike Hart

Massive overload. Favre dominates both UP sections and both DOWN sections. Packerland and the MJS is shitting bricks right low. The NFC North is NOW NOT a lock for GB (as Favre announced today he IS returning for his 20th season).

Favre said he never texted anyone about retiring. Even the players denied getting texts. But something leaked out and everyone and their mother is reporting it as fact. Including Milwaukee's renowned news outlet, the Journal-Sentinel. Douches.

August 5, 2010 -
UP - Guinness World Records: Give it up for Brett Favre. After Wednesday, he now has more flip-flops than Annette Funicello, Connie Stevens and Gidget combined.

DOWN - Legal tender: Favre who was offered another $7 million by the Vikings, claims money won't be the factor in his decision on whether to play. Right. And John Dillinger robbed banks in Wisconsin just for the pocket Packers' schedules.
- Mike Hart

Brett denied sending the texts but of course everyone says he's changing his mind again. And everyone, including the MJS knows for a fact that Brett IS interested in more money from the Vikings. Douches.

August 6, 2010 -
UP - Brain teasers: The biggest challenges of 2010: 1) Trying to fix the ongoing slugging economy; 2) Deciphering the series finale of "Lost"; 3) Guessing what Brett Favre's next trick will be to attract media attention.
- Greg Pearson

More douche bags. They forgot one: 4) When will the MJS write more about current GB QB Aaron Rodgers and stop whining about Favre like school children in its UP/DOWN column??

August 9, 2010 -
UP - Blazing speed: Packers' rookie Sam Shields is so fast that in the time it took him to return an INT 97 yards for a TD, Brett Favre could only retire and unretire once.
- Mike Hart

If the media were represented by a small child in a play pen, I would strangle said child for the good of all humanity.

August 11, 2010 -
DOWN - Taxing the brain: Vikings' coaches revealed that Percy Harvin is suffering from migraine headaches again. Doctors say it has been brought on by a condition known as, "Favre indecisivitis".
- Paul Drzewiecki

Ever have a migraine, Paul? Then shut the fuck up.

August 12, 2010 - the day news hit that Favre texted the Vikes he was retiring(?)
DOWN - Modern medicine: Brett Favre is supposed to meet with sports physician James Andrews to assess the state of his surgically repaired left ankle. Maybe he can get an ice pack to with his swollen ego.
-Mike Hart

What does Favre's ego have to do with his fucked up ankle? And look at all the media coverage the MJS has given Favre. Nary a word about GB QB Aaron Rodgers. So who's the media whore -Favre...or the media itself? Alas, more material courtesy of the sports department at the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel to wipe my ass with.