TGIF! presents...a Hump Day Special! Hyundai's Super Bowl ad starring...Brett Favre!

I love people who can make fun of themselves. I need to make more fun of myself. The world needs more people like that.

About Favre waffling and being unable to make up his mind about retiring: I'll address this once and I'm done. The Minnesota Vikings are cool with Brett taking however long he needs. You morons who bitch and moan about it need to find a hobby...like whittling or beating your meat, or go to the local carnival you wished you ran away to when you were a child and go Whack-A-Mole. If the press wouldn't beat this into the ground, there'd be no "media hound Favre" for you to worry about. And unless you're a fan of the Minnesota Vikings, why would give a shit anyway?

Have I spoken plainly enough for you? People need to laugh at themselves more. Brett's laughing at you right now. So am I. Everyone else can just fuck off.