The Tooth Fairy is Dead.
I killed her.
That's what I told the little boy (I live with a co-worker and her son) this morning as he regaled me about finding $5 under his pillow. His first baby tooth finally fell out. I said I heard what I thought was a dragonfly in the house in the middle of the night so I picked up one of those oversized, plastic bats and whacked the shit out of "the dragonfly". Ooops...nope - it was a tooth fairy. Cute too.
Sorry.
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You sick bastard. Obviously you don't have kids. You're probably somebody in the entertainment business who thinks they're above it all. In reality you're some midwestern know it all who doesn't shave and thinks Brett Favre is the Messiah.
Get a Life.
At least my religion has a Messiah. Nerts!
And yes, I am above everyone who posts anonymously. Be a man, woman or plant life and reveal yourself.
Or, if you're a beautiful woman, take your clothes off so I can look at you.
I love the tired and true, dead, old comeback, "get a life". I hate people who use that comment. They're usually the ones who need a life. My life is fine just the way it is. More family and friends than you'll ever have of piece of dung.
I think I'll put YOU on my hate list - Anonymous.
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