Another Turtle Saved! (Or, "I'm Old (Humpf!). Get the Hell Outta My Way!")

Soup...or no soup? 'Tis the question. My brother called Friday from the road (he was on his way home from a business trip in North Dakota) to let me know that he had just saved another turtle from certain SPLATTERDOM! - his third this year. Those crazy turtles...crossing where there's obviously no "turtle crossing" signs. Look at the expression on this guy - arrogant bastard. Looks like a politician. Humpf.