Bernard and Ruth Madoff. "Alleged" husband & wife crooks.

What? Come on...are you telling me the thought hadn't crosshaired your mind? This sonofabitch robbed billions from people. And his wife helped. And during an economic crisis to boot. Is there anyone who has pity for them? Their own sons turned Madoff in, for Christ's sake. No, sir - these criminals get whatever's coming to them. And I would gladly help in any way that I can if called upon by my country.

(Incidentally, I'm protected from any criminal action because I can't be arrested for my thoughts. That truly would be the mark of a Communist or Socialist society...which the U.S. is not.)