I bet Johnny wishes Jeffrey had eaten Tracy.

You heard about the motorcyclist who died while protesting his state's new helmet law? He wasn't wearing his helmet. I can't help but think - no, forget it. Oddly enough, the motorcyclist rally was sponsored by American Bikers Aimed Towards EDUCATION. Maybe ABATE should abate some of its bylaws regarding the freedom to wear (or not wear) protective clothing - or change its name.

How 'bout this one? The dude who led the police to apprehend serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, Tracy Edwards - himself an intended victim of Dahmer - pled not guilty to Milwaukee police recently after he threw Johnny Jordan over a bridge into the Milwaukee River, where Jordan drowned...over an argument. 

I wish it were that easy.