Scarlett Johannson is a man.

Well, in GQ, that is.

GQ's annual "Men of the Year" features, once again, another woman. This year, it's Scarlett Johansson. Hmmm...not enough magazines devoted to women? They started this bullshit of adding a woman to their men-of-the-year issue a few years ago with Demi Moore. I doth protest.