Sunday, July 25, 2010

Whiney bitches at MJS on a quadruple Favre rampage!

Time to play catch-up on the childish, bitter rantings of the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel in the UP/DOWN section as they concern Minnesota Vikings' QB (and ex-Green Bay Packer) Brett Favre. This has been going on for quite a while. The Packers let go of Favre; wish the same could be said for the idiot sports staff at the MJS.

July 20, 2010
UP/DOWN
UP - Indecision 2010: Minnesota Vikings coach Brad "The Chiller" Childress paid Brett Favre a visit in Hattiesburg, MS. Traffic was backed up for miles after the duo hit a fast-food drive-through and the cleark asked the QB if he wanted fries.
- Mike Hart

July 22, 2010
DOWN - Two-a-days: The "EA Sports Active NFL Training Camp" video game will be in stores Nov. 16. Now you'll know what Brett Favre goes through.
- Mike Hart


July 24, 2010
UP - Passing the baton: Slovenia named 50-year-old sprinter Merlene Ottey to its 4x100 relay team, potentially making Ottey the oldest athlete to compete in the upcoming European Championships. Alas, another record for Brett Favre to chase.
- Ray Hollnagel

July 25, 2010
UP - Crunch time: Doritos will come out with two new limited-edition flavors - Stadium Nacho and Tailgater BBQ - inspired by the John Madden video game franchise. Shouldn't Madden-inspired chips be called Favres? The slogan writes itself: You can stop eating those Jays, but you can't stop drooling over a Favre.
- Mike Hart

Sooooo, Favre fans are described as "drooling" over Favre? What does that make the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's constant ribbing of Favre in the UP/DOWN section of the paper? O-kay.

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