This song is dedicated to all of you who've been sucked into a convoluted world where athletes like Plaxico Burress, Michael Vick and Donte Stallworth (et al) can be found to be armed & dangerous, kill dogs for sport and drink & drive & kill people, yet seemingly don't get anywhere close to the headlines or press as someone like Brett Favre - a man who has been weighed, measured, and found WANTING...to play football in the NFL.
Forget Favre...let's celebrate those other guys. Yo, yo!! Boats 'N Hoes! Boats 'N Hoes! Ain't that right, homey? YO!
(If you wanna sing along with the song, click on READ MORE! for the lyrics.)(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2)
The nina, the pinta, the santa maria
I'll do you on the bottom while you drink a Sangria
Nachos, lemonheads, and my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I cum I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor
(oh) that's a nice lady, who I'd like to spank her
(boats n' hoes
Boats and hoes, I gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2 )
Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax
Use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when i cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin dry land
Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!
Anchors away, and shiver me timbers,
we like to fuck ladies with our eight-inch members!
Love me hookers who be a curvy,
eatin lemons and lime no don't contractin the scurvy!
Drop the archor give the hoe a shout,
cuz I'm usin my compass to find a nabby dugout!
(boats n' hoes
Boats and hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x3 )
Thats the male Mariah Carey y'all, give it up!
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