Poison Oak sucks my lingum.

Sonofabitch. And it itches like a mutha. My knees. So far it hasn't spread, but as it enters your bloodstream, it can potentially pop up anywhere. It's not like an itch you have on your back that you have to itch immediately, but a droning, constant, subdued itch.

It's playing with me. And no - I didn't take this picture. Had I, I might've known I was romping around in the shit. Bitch.