Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Tuesday's "F@!#% You!" Triumvirate. No. 1 = Plaxico Burress.

Nothing I like better than waking up on an overcast Southern California and getting a dose of sports bullshit to start off my Tuesday morning. But hey - I don't make the news...I just comment on it.

So, I'm writing about the three top sports stories that made me wanna choke small animals this morning. No. 1 is New York Giant WR Plaxico Burress. I wrote a post about his recent run-in with the law this past weekend (carrying a firearm into a NY nightclub that he then discharged into his thigh).

But I heard this morning on ESPN radio that Burr-dumbass is, as we speak, at the New York Giants' training facility getting treatment for his accidentally, self-inflicted thigh injury. WTF??? Why should the Giants have to deal with dipshit's fuck up? Burr-dumbass should be at a clinic in Juarez, Mexico getting therapy from a quack doctor in a tin roof ramshackle with no running water and rusty hospital equipment.

F@!#% You!, Plaxico Burr-dumbass!

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