WR Burress from the current Super Bowl Champion New York Giants shot himself accidently this holiday weekend while in a club in Manhattan.
Why is this self-proclaimed "gangsta" carrying a gun at a nightclub? Loser. And how did he shoot himself in the thigh? Double loser. He wasn't playing football today anyway because of an injury, but Burress' list of infractions against the league and his team is growing and I'm beginning to wonder if this boy's corn rolls ain't a wee bit tight for his head, putting unwnated pressure on his medulla oblongota (that's the lower portion of the brainstem); thus cutting off blood to the portions of the brain that tell you not to act like a dumb ass.
Oh...and he's repped by dickhead agent Drew Rosenhaus(?), super agent of dickhead athletes (Javon Walker, Chad Johnson, Terrell Owens).
He was carrying a drink up a flight of stairs with his gun tucked into his sweatpants." Why would an athlete wear sweatpants to a night club???
ReplyDeleteBy the way, minimum 3.5 years in prison for carrying an unregistered gun in New York...how are they going to get out of this one???