And now for something completely different...

Er...umm. Ha. Ahhh...not really. Sorry. Just wanted to say I have "stepped out" for the weekend. Actually a long weekend...actually. Um - be back Monday night, right? OK. I'm off. Bye, bye. See you later. Ta-ta.

You're still here? Well? Well go on! Bugger off! Get away! Sorry. I'm sorry - I'm excited, is all. Sorry. OK. Go now and...Good day, sir.