This is the 4th fuck up in less than a year.
Fuck up #2. Fuck up #3. How fucking hard is it to do what I ask? I want one fucking onion bagel...toasted. I want a to-go container of fucking peanut butter. I also want a to-go container of fucking butter. This - so I can spread my fucking condiments on my fucking bagel the way I fucking want to.
Guess it is fucking hard when your fucking employees don't speak the fucking language. Today, the fucking girl spreads one half of the bagel with peanut butter and the other half with butter - than puts them together. It's not like I'm asking you to fix the transmission on my car. It's a fucking bagel.
Enough. It's a simple request. Learn the fucking language or get the fuck out of my country, God dammit! Sorry if I sound like a thug, but this is fucking ridiculous.
Wow Jeffrey,
ReplyDeleteSounds like maybe you got up on the wrong side of the bed, huh? Hope next time you want a f-----g bagel, with f-----g peanut butter on it, they get it f-----g right!
It's funny how f-----g mad you can get when things don't go right.
Stay f-----g cool, okay?
Your mom's f-----g friend, Carole