When Lindsay Lohan talks, SHE doesn't listen.

Old news. Schmold news. I'm doing some research for a 10-minute play and came across the following information on Lindsay Lohan in Wikipedia. I just thought it was funny:

On 18 January 2007, Lohan checked herself in to the Wonderland Center rehabilitation facility in West Hollywood, issuing the statement, "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health."

Since that date:

1) On 26 May 2007, Lohan lost control of her car and ran the vehicle up a curb. Police also found a "usable" amount of cocaine in her car and the police lab detected cocaine in her blood. Lohan was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence of alcohol. Two days later, Lohan entered the Promises Treatment Centers rehabilitation facility in Malibu, staying for 45 days.

2) On 24 July 2007, after failing field sobriety tests Lohan was taken to a police station where her blood alcohol level was found to be above the legal limit. While conducting a search, the police found a small amount of cocaine in her pocket. Lohan was booked on a felony charge of possession of cocaine and misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license.

3) On 23 August 2007, Lohan pleaded guilty to cocaine use and driving under the influence and was sentenced to one day in jail and 10 days community service. She was also ordered to pay fines and complete an alcohol education program, and was placed on three years probation. “It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs,” Lohan said in a statement.

Clear? Muddy maybe, but not "clear".

4) On August 2007, Lohan entered Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Sundance, Utah for a third stint at rehabilitation, staying until discharge on 5 October 2007.

Now supposedly she's a lesbian or bi and getting married to some chick. Poster child is an understatement.