IRCINK = Scrounger Extraordinaire!

OK. You've got Timothy Hutton in The Green Berets, Jack Lemmon in Mr. Roberts and Tony Curtis in Operation Petticoat. But now there's Jeffrey James Ircink. I'm sort of a pack rat - tinker, traveller, whatever. The company I work for, PorchLight Entertainment is moving to a new location in Los Angeles and the talented Mr. Ircink got his grubby hands on other people's junk. Including:

1) An authentic rubbing of F. Scott Fitzgerald's tombstone - framed - which reads: "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past" - The Great Gatsby.

2) A basic survival kit including food, water, medical supplies, blanket and flashlight - provisions to last moi three days (and Air Force approved).

3) Some decent picture frames - including some with mattes - that I can salvage for my own use.

4) Original color drawings from early production stages of a new children's series PorchLight is producing in conjunction with the BBC, called Animalia, inspired by the popular book by Graeme Base (sure to be a hit series).

5) Several books and CD's, including medieval chants and madrigals, Leonard Cohen, Homer, law dictionary, NYC street guide, and Faeries by Brian Froud.

6) A whiteboard.

7) An old VHS camcorder that's as big as closet which I ended up tossing.

And the sweet thing is...we're not done.