This is really dumb, but...

The new phone books came out here in CA and, alas, I am no longer listed as living in Bel Air. What you see is from an old phonebook. It's kinda sad - 'cause I miss my very hot 2-story guesthouse on 7 acres. It's good because I don't work "Idiot" anymore. Long story. Check my July post for more details. Let's just say that I hope "Idiot" rots in hell.